slimy little pile
Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
princelypaws:

a lil late to the party hEY

princelypaws:

a lil late to the party hEY

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

sofeeuhsofia:

UGGGHH
I wanna cosplay as a little sister TOO LATE UGH

sofeeuhsofia:

UGGGHH

I wanna cosplay as a little sister TOO LATE UGH

pixyled:

ask-norgatha:

Norman: My mom usually makes vegetarian food for me, but I can’t avoid dad’s summer barbecues… 

I CANT SOTP LAUGHING THIS IS THE BEST BLOG

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

threadsinthistapestry:

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

The last one killed me

bratscad:


It begins.

bratscad:

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It begins.

nourishyourturtleheart:

oleandervine:

rangerkimmy:

angelfire93:

Alright, if you’re a consumer and you’re considering picking up the new Xbox One console, then please, take a moment to listen to me. Before we begin, no, I am not a fanboy or a hater. I have no console Bias. I have a PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, and a Gaming PC. Each has their pros and cons but now onto business.DO NOT BUY AN XBOX ONE. Why? See the reasons below:

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Wow. That is fucking insane.

not that i was going to buy one ever but this shit is ridiculous.

nourishyourturtleheart:

oleandervine:

rangerkimmy:

angelfire93:

Alright, if you’re a consumer and you’re considering picking up the new Xbox One console, then please, take a moment to listen to me. Before we begin, no, I am not a fanboy or a hater. I have no console Bias. I have a PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, and a Gaming PC. Each has their pros and cons but now onto business.

DO NOT BUY AN XBOX ONE. Why? See the reasons below:

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Wow. That is fucking insane.

not that i was going to buy one ever but this shit is ridiculous.