she is the one, sailor moon

stains:

this is my sisters contacts

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

actionables:

romance is alive

actionables:

romance is alive

radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

Everyone is now banned from Tumblr

jaspersynth:

angstysnow:

themysteryofthedruids:

everyone

thank god

finally

We got rid of tuition fees because we do not want higher education which depends on the wealth of the parents.

Gabrielle Heinen-Kjajic, Germany’s minister for science and culture.

Unlike Libertarians and Republicans like Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney who favor “boot strap theory” and advise struggling college students to simply borrow from their wealthy parents to pay for higher education, Germany Just Abolished College Tuition Fees.

The Republican answer for life: “just use your privilege”

(via liberalsarecool)

Hey Tories, take note.  Yay  Germany.  (I am so, so glad I’m Scottish.)

minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.

minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.